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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant


TAGS: spelling nazi nazis grammer nazis emo
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - January 22, 2013, 1:00 am
This reminds me of an episode of Becker where he said "NO, THIS ISN'T THE SUICIDE h**LINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE??!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:35 pm
Huge fan of zis motifake.


PENNY -


TAGS: bazinga
Rating: 4.83/5

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Koradan - October 20, 2010, 5:30 pm
5 Lions!! Let me guess.... the Gator's name is Sheldon, right?
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 10:36 pm
You're not fooling me, you're the landshark.
pzykosiz - October 19, 2010, 6:16 pm
Don't you dare knock!!! 5L's
panic8 - October 19, 2010, 5:26 pm
(Voice from inside) "Eat the peddlers and missionaries!"
CoolioIndeed - October 19, 2010, 1:59 pm
5 Bazinga's


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MustyK

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
Yes!


LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am
awe5ome!


CORN MAZE - for blondes


TAGS: corn maze for blondes
Rating: 3.44/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:55 pm

cannot say I am a fan Doc. I will refrain from voting since we have different ideas of funny, as I don't want to drive rating down
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 6:16 pm
same joke, different caption, different pic.. 74618
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
i don't think so if they approved it
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:36 pm
Pity the picture isn't of a maze-like crop circle.
aesop's folly - January 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
hey admins/mods, hasn't this been done?


THANK YOU FOR ORDERING - the Crzy Cat Lady Starter Kit.


TAGS: crazy crat
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

- August 6, 2013, 12:38 pm
Awwwwwwwwe, they're so FLUFFY! 5 kittehs!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:51 am
Me too, thought it was intentional...don't sweat it and enjoy the 5L's!
Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 1:39 am

I noticed it, I thought maybe it was done intentionally for effect. I 5'd it, cuz I likez teh crzy kittehz!
Swampfox - February 26, 2013, 11:56 pm
Damit I didn't catch the missing "a" in crazy.


RAWR!! - Crazy llama will eat you!


TAGS: crazy llama
Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by G.O.D.

Fatty - April 16, 2009, 4:41 pm
No less crazy.
DreMagnum - April 16, 2009, 4:33 pm
thats an alpaca


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

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omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw p****. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


SAVE LIVES -


TAGS: heil to the grammar nazis
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm
And the church said, "Amen".
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:15 pm
love the tags


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


SPELLING NAZIS -


TAGS: spelling nazis
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:09 pm
This reminds me: Anyone ever here of any hits by Giuffria? I have their "Silk & Steel" album, but haven't heard it in awhile & forget if anything on it--or by them--was really any good.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:51 am
This new setup seems to help get posters votes, My last 3 or so posters are all over 15 votes now...I've never had that happen.
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:28 pm
Great picture, fitting text, 5 Lonis
Kspace - December 18, 2010, 10:02 am
You made my dyslexia hurt.
Arkot - December 18, 2010, 9:28 am
if only that were true
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:46 pm
doing much better Donk. L5
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
Hi rl!!!
Reality Lord - December 17, 2010, 1:24 pm

lolz....n1....L5


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psych**ic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


VACCINATIONS -


TAGS: you re crazy man
Rating: 4.46/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:32 pm
A good immune system is one with experience.


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


pirates -


TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!


NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




DON'T BE LIKE HOMER SIMPSON OR PETER GRIFFIN! -


TAGS: lazy stupid people
Rating: 4.86/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:25 am
would someone please vote a 5 for me? don't understand the voting and i'm too lazy to learn it
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 5:17 pm

loved the poster as well. watched my son play portal 2 and wow...most innovative game i've ever seen.
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Know your paradoxes!(love portal2) 5L Hypercat
gas - July 18, 2011, 11:49 am
lol it reminded me the posters of portal2 game xD 5L


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




GRAMMAR NAZIS -




LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


LOOK. I KNOW YOUR A NINJA! - but lets keep it out of the bed room. OW! That hurt baby!


TAGS: crazy ninja
Rating: 2.4/5

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mikeloeven - March 27, 2017, 2:52 pm
Needs more training you can still see her
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:15 pm
You're = you are.


DISAPPOINTMENT -




THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


SERIAL EXTERMINATOR -


TAGS: jigsaw saw slug salt maze
Rating: 3.19/5

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LOLWUT - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
genius
Guest - June 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
Lol thats great


DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !


TAGS: not crazy i am psych**ic
Rating: 4.9/5

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TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.


CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.


TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm
Momma not happy with your English.


CAKE IS A LIE -




INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. b*** I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll ra** your a**.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues d*** it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


EUPHEMISM -


TAGS: laziness reduce obligations
Rating: 4.52/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
That the story of my d*mn life.
gas - August 21, 2011, 7:04 pm
yes, seen that way there's nothing too easy. thx :p
gas - August 21, 2011, 6:57 pm
hehe true
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:53 pm
LOL...you forgot motifake
spacedog - August 21, 2011, 1:40 pm
*It's*
spacedog - August 21, 2011, 1:39 pm
It difficult to say which one is the hardest some day5.


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


Wake Me Up -


TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.


DOUGHBOY NEO-NAZI - White Flour !


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud


THE ORIGINAL GRAMMAR NAZI - Buongiorno


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"


STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies


TAGS: stupid and lazy dumbass
Rating: 3.9/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
I would like to see the end result of this preferably in video form... *evil chuckle*


FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

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Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am
lol


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: prince harry nazi costume jerk jerks
Rating: 2.49/5

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Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:23 pm
We must have freedom of expression! Oh but your're not allowed do that! Not even at a dress up party.
Qbashi - May 14, 2008, 2:52 am
Well... some stupid prick with just one idea.
Reza - May 13, 2008, 6:53 pm
WHO THE f*** IS DOING THESE STUPID a** POSTERS!!!


CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.62/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am
:-D


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


SPELLING -


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
busted!
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
now this is a good one


LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


BRO CODE - ARTICLE 72 A Bro never spell-checks. (we have grammar Nazi's for that)


TAGS: bro spell stupid rules lazy
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - November 26, 2011, 2:10 pm
cool


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




MOTIVATIONAL - THE COMPLETE SOLUTION -


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.


COURAGE - "Courage is often lack of vision, whereas cowardice in many cases, is based on good information." Peter Ustinov


TAGS: pee police crazy guy
Rating: 4.42/5

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GFNeves - December 13, 2010, 7:24 am
thanks
fasteddie - December 12, 2010, 6:52 pm
I like the original "Symphony of the Batons First movement about to begin" better 3L
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 6:29 pm

first submission good effort dude.


GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm
HOGAN!!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am
5 Ya vool's


WORSE THAN ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


FONT NAZIS -


TAGS: spelling grammar and font nazis
Rating: 4.64/5

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guess - July 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
the font's all crooked i guess. anyone could design such a thing, you can't really go wrong.
Cloudchaser - July 14, 2011, 10:23 am
Just what is it that people find to be so distasteful about Comic Sans anyway? I see the fuss, but have no idea what it's about


THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


2 Girls No Cup -




KRAZY GLUE - Giving us great pranks since 1973!




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: crazy nuts
Rating: 3.86/5

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DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

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boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


BREAKDANCE DIVISION -


TAGS: dance war nazis enemy
Rating: 2.68/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:18 pm
This picture can't be improved on... HOF poster "Halt"


ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !




BY GOLLY -


TAGS: grammar nazi flinging poop
Rating: 4.74/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:19 am
I LOLd...alot
voodoo3535 - April 6, 2011, 6:20 pm
Reverend!


THERE'S NO UGLY WOMEN, BUT -


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

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twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am
It's a female Wookie!


LOOK ME IN THE EYES - and say you wouldn't do the same


TAGS: lazy batman
Rating: 3.7/5

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SoundWave117 - July 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
I would do it.
kerkpyrrus - February 16, 2010, 9:44 pm
as in he is g** and soccer is for fags? lol
Derek - January 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
Perfectly reasonable though not quite in keeping with Bruce's image.


REDNECK POWER MOWER -




CAN NOT HAZ CHEESEBURGER - No, you can not haz, for all yer cheeseburger are berong to me!


TAGS: cheeseburger cannot haz
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:01 am
Yeah, this is what happens when the cheap Mexican lolcat you got turns out to be a cheaper Chinese lolcat, with hamburger feet, no less.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:39 pm
I feel like I'm living a lie. I thought the taco bell dog was supposed to be Mexican, not Chinese =0


BAZOOKA SQUIRRELS - The future of Call Of Duty videogames




VESPA 150 TAP - For when traffic is murder


TAGS: vespa 150 *** rpg scooter bazooka
Rating: 3.6/5

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TrueGrave - December 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I don't see anything here that incites your comment...I don't see the words bazooka, or rocket launcher, just a person quick to jump to naming a weapon. Usually crazy people charge for such services.
oldvet - September 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
That's 75mm Recoilless Rifle. Not a Bazooka or a rocket launcher. Learn your nomenclature before you comment!
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:30 pm
its the thing that you look behind u and say "OH f***!!"


WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS - Who let mom have caffine!




real face -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Giulio

AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 1:43 pm
Commenting on them brings them into focus. Let the hate dissipate.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Don't judge a site by it's extremist posters. This poster doesn't speak for all of Motifake... too.
panic8 - October 13, 2010, 1:33 pm
Don't judge a religion by it's extremists, the Pope doesn't speak for all Catholics, too!
fake - July 22, 2009, 3:12 am
you guys are not the brightest are you? Catholicism is just as bad, and there are Catholic extremists as well, look at all the problems N.Ireland has with the IRA(Irish republican army) Its Ironic you say these things jimbo.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
It's not a Ninja. It's one of those idiots that prays to a homo***ual moron, kills people for not believing the way he does, treats women like sub-humans and it to afraid to show his stupid p****-face. Typical f***ing muslim... Hide behind something...
anonymous - November 1, 2008, 11:34 pm
yeah its khaled-san from the land of bull****religionstan
Highlord - October 7, 2008, 3:17 am
Is that a ninja?


CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-


TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by subtlehsutle5

Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE f*** clicked the create b***on for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're f***ed. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?


PURPLE HAZE - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple haze all in brain
Rating: 4.2/5

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Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:21 am
Don't feel bad, before he joined the 27 club, Jimi himself probably didn't even know what it meant.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:30 am
cool... can I delete the first comment? lol
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
And Robert Plant sang about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg...
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:36 pm
LMAO, dude it is a reference from the era if Jimi Hendrix,black light posters, copious amounts acid etc, The 70's were the good old days. **** I would go back in a heartbeat...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm
...then, I think you need to 5ee a doctor


NOOOOO!!! - What did they do to the taco bell dog!?


TAGS: dog crazy insane
Rating: 3.8/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:40 am
OMG! He's a little early for the zombie apocalypse but...RUN! Poor Taco died a few years ago but I guess RIP would be a moot point heehee.


PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.




CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE - Hitler had a Civilian Security Force too!!! They were called Nazis!!!!


TAGS: obama nazi security force
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by gman

HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:48 am
This pic is dead on.
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 10:26 am
Mainly because I don't feel like sifting through the comments to see if it was corrected, but the Nazis were the political party, not the security force. That was the SS. I dub Gman a full-fledged retard.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:11 am
Foreign Service personel who work the US Embassies overseas. When did he ever say these would be armed militarily or have any police like powers. Rep. Paul Broun shold get his head outta his a** for even trying to link this together.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:06 am
gman, Comparing the POTUS to Hitler is about as dumb as it can get. Also get your facts straight, Obama wasn't talking about a military force, but beefing up the Peace Corps and USA Freedom Corps, which btw is a Bush initiative. And about beefing up...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 2:13 am
WTFO, clever. But you can't blame him. He is looking pretty fly right now. And Mark, good point.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Hey HtD - That wasn't a non-sequitur. It was pretty funny.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:48 am
HtD. I believe he shops at Marx 'r' Us.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:47 am
agdaniele, it took me a couple of reads but when I got it, it made me laugh. Unfortunately, it came with a rather graphic image too.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 1:33 am
Where does Obama keep getting all these cool hats?
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:24 am
You're very wrong, WTFO... I'd guess that it will make a shloshing sound at best.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:43 pm
Our role is to protect the nation as a whole versus patrolling streets.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:42 pm
Again with a stupid comment, Timmy-B? The military performs outstanding missions every day. However, it is not our role to protect civilians. If it was then the USA would be under martial law. Pull your head outta ur a**. It'll make a loud "POP" when u do
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:47 am
If the military would do their job, they wouldn't need a different force to protect civilians.


Mo' Better Blues -




INDIVIDUALITY - All it takes is one crazy s.o.b and the next thing you know everyone's doing it!


TAGS: crazy people trendsetters
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - July 26, 2012, 4:34 pm
Pickle it is then! I luvs pickles!
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:44 pm
You can call me what you like, miss. But please be kind, I'm a very special boy.
MissPriss - July 26, 2012, 3:42 pm
Thanks pickle...or do you prefer viper or as your name suggests...both? teehee
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:43 am
Haha. Major chuckle5.


HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!


TAGS: fat lazy burger sick need a life
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru


BLONDES - Starting off easy




Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

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Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.


GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by RnR

Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


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